istanbulite:

Me

pan-twardowski:

relatable for most i’d wager

poo2:

dogpuppy:

sootnuki:

does anybody wanna play toys tomorrow. let’s play toys ^_^ (HUGE EYEBAGS UNDER MY EYES)

infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

she suck me in ways that some are describing as ‘orwellian’ or 'jesus christ dude go to the hospital’

i just realised i messed up i meant to say 'lovecraftian’ she’s not sucking me surveillance state style she’s sucking me scary incomprehensible horror style she’s doing horrible things to my penis be scared

evilgirlbat:

girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she’s angry so sometimes i’m running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and “do you want to hurt kyubey” is often one of them

silvermoon424:

Holy Quintet transformations from one of the PMMM slot machine games!

seven-winged-liar:

you can diy a first person indie horror rpg if you’re scared enough

storm-of-feathers:

he-who-reads-until-dawn:

storm-of-feathers:

speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is “overdue”. Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we’ll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres “increased activity” there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.

and while we’re on it the eruptions happening rn are also not out of the ordinary. what kilauea is doing is not a cause for alarm. volcanoes erupt all the time its a part of our planet I am losing my mind

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

this is true

depsidase:

devilishdescent:

A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

verysadpaper:

ALT

What I think trying to have a conversation with Spamton would be like part 2

maidthings:

we need more terrestrial molluscs. Snails and slugs are obviously a great starting point but we could definitely do more

y2kcompatible:

raccoonstain:

my knight. my dearest knight.